Poision Burger
It's not unusual for the average person to stop by a fast food eatery, It’s also not unusual to have some digestive issues associated with mass quantities of low-quality food. However, on my latest trip to an unnamed fast-food establishment, that has served billions, I received something that I can only be described as a poisoned burger. A mundane order of two cheeseburgers they see hundreds of times a day, the interactions with the staff were uneasy… maybe uneasy is the wrong word. It was peculiar which can be hard to pick up on with these seemingly insignificant interactions that we have daily whether it be our morning coffee or a quick bite for lunch on a busy day that leaves your mind preoccupied. If it wasn’t for the visceral reaction that the burger put me on the receiving end of it would have probably been a rather insignificant part of my day as well. Maybe It was listeria, maybe it was something else. All I know is that I can't recall a time eating something that curdled my stomach exponentially with each bite before I knew it was hurling a retched poison burger that would be unfit for consumption at Guantanamo Bay. Maybe it was old food, maybe it was improper handling or maybe just maybe it was a poisoned burger.